50 Things
About Me
- I have
Attention Deficit Disorder
(ADD). Not
the self-diagnosed, "I'm a little scatter brained, I
must have ADD" version. I have been tested, with
second and third opinions, off the charts, text-book
perfect ADD.
- I'm a natural blond.
When combined with number 1, it is a load of laughs for
my friends.
- I take 2
different drugs for ADD... and like them a lot.
- My current weight is
the heaviest I have ever been. That is a good
thing.
- I believe in "Love at
First Sight."
- I have a near
photographic memory for really worthless
information
- I forget where my keys
are, on average, 3 times a day.
- I'm gay
- I hate reality
television.
- I have never watched a
full episode of it, but I would love to be on the Amazing
Race.
- I have one niece, who
is going to be spoiled by her uncle.
- I believe in ghosts,
but not like some rabid X-Files junkie.
- I want to learn how to
play the guitar.
- I played trombone in
high school (band geek).
- I have sprained my
ankle three times.
I have never broken a bone. Big toe, at the gym, with a 45# weight
landing on it. Bad gym karma.
- I have had
eye surgery 5 times... and not
the easy lassik surgery.
4 times as a child and once, on both eyes, as an
adult.
- I am in better contact
with friends over 400 miles away, than some of my best
friends in Chicago.
- Not only does a person
need to earn my trust, they have to deserve
it.
- I completely forgot
what I was going to type here.
- Number 20 is an example
of my ADD in action.
- I am a dog person more
than a cat person.
- The best job I ever had
was working for Apple Computer.
- The second to worst job
I ever had was working for Apple Computer.
- The worst job I ever
had involved taking urine samples from convicted
felons.
- I drink 2 liters of
water, or more, a day.
- I pee a
lot.
I do not own a microwave oven. I only make popcorn and hot water in
it.
Boxer briefs. My
underwear drawer is now a hodge podge of all sorts of
stuff.
- I have never measured
my "length or girth." It looks good to me, people seem to
like it, that's all I care about.
- I love to go out
dancing.
- I do a fierce Kermit
the Frog imitation.
- Size 10
shoe.
- I am on speaking terms
with all of my ex boyfriends but one.
- I lived in Italy for
several months.
- Undergrad in the middle
of a corn field in Iowa.
- My sleeping patterns
are a little bizarre.
- I am one of those
people who (most of the time) can fall asleep on the bus
or the "L" and instinctively wake up right before my
stop.
- I will fall asleep,
sitting up, on a plane before it even takes
off.
My car is for sale... cheap! I don't own a car. (You don't need one
in the city of Chicago).
- I have never dated
anyone who wasn't at least 3 years older than I am. I am
not opposed to dating someone younger, but this is how it
has worked in the past.
- I have never dated
anyone taller than me ( 6'1").
5 years of undergrad, 2 Bachelor Degrees, and none
of it has anything to do with my job now.
Well this finally
changed.
- Never come out of the
closet to your mother in a moving car... trust
me.
- I love to
cook.
- I am out of the closet
to my entire family.
- I can't flirt to save
my life.
- I believe you can have
more than one soul mate.
- People say I am a
classic Scorpio.
- As a kid, people
thought I looked like the child actor in
A Christmas
Story.