Apple Ninjas
Back when I worked for Apple retail, (a job I loved and hated all at the same time), we had a fear of joke about the “Apple Republican Guard” or “Apple Legal Ninjas.”
They are mythical creatures who can silently drop from an opened ceiling tile, break your neck, and dispose of your body in about 4 seconds. At the same time, your Apple Retail Replacement Clone would be walking out of the back of the store to take over for you.
If you watch this video very carefully, I think you can see one of the Apple Ninjas peeking out from behind the flowers behind Ellen.

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